An Ode to Target

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By Sahnje McGonigle 

From the cold a bullseye rose

Casting a large red shadow it shone!

It’s shelves stocked to the brim

Knick-knacks as far as the eye could see!

With it’s downtrodden employees it’s destiny forged

Oddly enough an image of a good clean family store

Driven on by the vibe the knick-knacks sell

Knick-knacks for every loving and smiling customer!

So shower yourself in red and pull up your khakis

Follow that dog till the end!

And drown yourself in ten-dollar paperweights?